From the ass cheek exercise department... Thanks to Bavu for the heads up! Strange Fruit Project and Busdriver @ Molotov on Sept 25th!-----
Need some advice, so being Asian almost invariably means that you are lactose intolerant. It's tied to why we get red when we drink. I'll explain more another day, look it up. The question at hand is what do you do when you are in a meeting with the farts? I mean I had a single Tex from Texpresso today and it comes with milk. Now I'm sitting in the meeting and gas starts building up. I see I have a few options: 1) Sit around, let the gas build up and wait for the end of the meeting. Resulting in a stomach ache. 2) Maneuver my ass cheeks to where I can let the gas out silently. Which most certainly will cause an evacuation of the meeting. or 3) Try to clinch my ass cheeks as tight as I can and get up and go to the restroom. This is risky because any slight movement could cause a weakening of the asshole muscles resulting in a loud fart. What's your best option?
More info:
Strange Fruit Project is an underground hip hop group from Waco, Texas, which consists of producer and emcee Symbolyc One (also known as S1), emcee Myth (short for Mythological) and emcee Myone (pronouned "My Own", originally from Indiana). The group's DJ is DJ Whiz T. The trio officially debuted in 2004, with a pair of underground releases, Soul Travelin' and From Divine. Their biggest exposure came with the release of their acclaimed 2006 album The Healing. The group's name is derived from the Billie Holiday civil rights song "Strange Fruit".
The group's musical director S1 began playing musical instruments, including the piano, keyboards, and the drums, at a young age. His musical inspirations included legendary producers like Quincy Jones, Dr. Dre, Pete Rock and J Dilla. He and his cousin Myth began writing rhymes after hearing Run-D.M.C.'s classic 1986 album Raising Hell. In 1996, the cousins formed a duo named Symbolyc Elementz, and in May of that year, the duo was featured in The Source's "Unsigned Hype" column. S1 met Myone, at the time still a High School student, while working on a day job in 1998. Between 1999 and 2000, the three began recording together, and decided to officially form a group, under the name Strange Fruit Project. The trio met DJ Whiz T, a Louisiana native, in 2001, and enlisted him as the group's DJ. SFP released their first group single, "All the Way" b/w "Maintain", in 2003.
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